Tuesday, September 30, 2008

what if..

so here i am trying to start writing an essay. and i want absolute silence. but i can't have it. and it's true that listening to music blocks out other noises like asshole maxime screeching his shoes in the hallway. but music is also noise. and though it doesn't always distract me, it does when i try to write essays. so WHAT IF. i could listen to silence. what if i could play silence on my itunes and turn it way up in my headphones and get to work. what if i could walk down a busy street, in silence. there's a mindfuck for you jive turkeys. 

4 comments:

Mr. Bennet said...

Old newwws. It's called white noise, fool. It's not silence, but after you listen to it for a while, it gets pretty close. I used to use it to study in the eleventh grade when assholes at my school wouldn't shut the fuck upppp. I wonder why I stopped... maybe the ratio of assholes decreases with age?

*hears Max wailing in the background*

Then again, maybe not.

TOTALLY KIDDING, MAX. I know the face you're making.

Skinny Legs said...

Someone missed the new news. It's called blacknoise, and you can buy it from various companies in the form of noise-cancelling headphones.

*hears Leonidas screeching in the halls*

I think you owe me a pair.

max said...

leon u dirty peice of smegma, you were the one who taught me the ways of the screetching shoe. don't complain.

max said...

Guys, lets try to make this h3 blog a place where you can turn to when no one has e-mailed or facebook walled you, and smile because of the nice happy motivational, funny comments, essays, pics, poems whatever. Lets try make this the one place we dont call each other immature assholes and stuff.