remember that game?

A continuation of the game. Guess.

Would you rather...

a) Have someone sneeze into your mouth

OR

b) Drink a spoonful of someone's spit 

??????

....think about it

I liked this

Cool cover/animation

Also...

So many videos, I'm sorry. New Simpsons intro for the jump to HD. Epic.

Mind Fuck

The Engagement

H3 had a little Valentines ceremony this evening.

The beaming lovers sat in a pair of armchairs, gentle music playing from DJ Cock's speakers.
Father John read the songs of songs (Song of Solomon 1)
They rose and exchanged vows while holding hands.

Leon's Vow


Maxi, I love the way you wax me.
I love the way you say fuh-ny and juhn.
I feel like we were destined to be together, hun.
I love your led zed dvd.
I love your pee pee.

J'aime ta bouche, j'aime ton cul.
I wish your chest was bigger and so do you,
but nevermind.
I love when you get high and have hallucinations.
your wang is as effective as the united nations.

I love when you look into my eyes like you're searching me.
man, I can't wait to take your virginity.

I got a love jones for your body and your skin tones.
your loudest shouts and your quitest moans.

I love shaving you.
I love saying, "stop misbehaving, you."
I love how you smell like poo.

I love how the presidential candidate in your country raped a
four year old girl and though he wouldn't get aids if he showered afta.
I love you like Canadians love NAFTA.

I love how our babies will be africain americain.
I love how the spaces between your toes have hair in 'em.

I love like I love thai express.
The first time you touched me, I kinda made a mess,
In my pants, no homo.



Max's vow (or something resembling it)


Leon,
Even though you think I don't love freedom enough,
I still love you.
I can't wait till we're married.



John then read from Paul's first letter to the Corinthians (1 Corinthians 13:4-8,13)
Max was too high and skittish to kiss Leon, so John and I had a brief, intimate ("No homo") dance to wrap up the evening's events.

Fun was had by all.

Just for nooowww

I think this is epic. Those of you are more musically inclined might be less impressed.

watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcR7U2tuNoY

This is why you're fat

Check it Ouuut.

Edit: Check it out if you dare. I don't think I can ever eat bacon again.

Ok

So I couldn't sleep, (still cant), and I stumbled on this article on wiki about mandelbrot sets, which led me to downloading this program which allows you to make fractal images. (This beats ur graph program alan). After about an hour of messing around with it I came up with this beauty. Its high res (click on it).

If you haven't experienced fractals yet watch this movie:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/Fractal-zoom-1-03-Mandelbrot_Buzzsaw.ogg

(Sorry I don't know how to make links yet I promise I will learn soon just please copy paste for now)

LOLerskates

OK,

The first few are pretty lame and you've probably seen them but they get really insane.
http://www.winterrowd.com/illusions/

Beard of the Month Club

Alan and John have some competition...

Alan says this isn't adorable

He's entirely wrong, right?

Really intense and amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU