hilariousity that i thought i would share...

While walking down Yonge Street with my sister Nina, we came across a hilarious tag line.

We were on our way to purchase a camera with my dad and found ourselves looking at the sign for the Zanzabar strip club.
The sign read... " 'Tis the season to meet Molly".
Needless to say that was the line of the week.
Happy Holidays

8-1

Canada: 8
Czech Republic: 1

That is all.

Happy Christmas H3!

This may be too terrible to post...

I went to church.

The raging atheist went to Church.

If you're against shameless irreverence, please stop reading here. By continuing to read past this point, you agree not to complain about what a bad person I am.

I sat beside my little brother, who delighted in picking apart the words of the lord as much as I did. I complained about classism during the priest's chat with the kids sitting in front of the altar: "Mary and Joseph didn't have much money, so they were... what?" "Poor, that's right."

I also have a policy of flirting with someone every time I go to church. Ideally, I'd sit with my friend Matt, and we'd enjoy our sexy sacrilege together, but he wasn't there, so I had to settle for chatting up a grade 12 girl from my highschool, rather disappointing. Luckily, that wasn't actually all of my flirting, but I'll get to that later.

My best decision of the entire evening was to bring some technology with me, namely an iPod and cell phone. The iPod was the real life saver during such creepy moments as the apostle's creed. Ironically, I had actually been listening to christian gangster rap all day. Although I do probably know half the Christmas mass by heart, I wasn't so rude as to keep my headphones the entire time. They were just for emergencies. People praying make me really uncomfortable.

The cell phone, however, was mainly just to satisfy my atheist urges in ways that muttering blasphemous comments into my brother's ear could not.
Here are the text messages that ensued, starting with one to a friend inside the church.

To: Hilary Duff Cell
"Church is not a good place for me. All I can see in that adorable choir of children are innocent souls being ensnared, pure minds, corrupted.
We later decided to sit together next year.

The next recipient was not present.
Outgoing:
"I do not belong in Church. *twitch* must... flirt..."
Incoming:
"You're a terrible person. Is that our lord's flesh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me."
Outgoing:
"Have you felt the lord within you?"
Incoming:
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned. So many sins..."
Outgoing:
"Then kneel before me...."
Incoming:
"I think I lost my rosary somewhere in the pews. Will you help me look?"
Outgoing:
"I think I saw it in the confessional."

I'm trying to figure out if i should even go next year, but I feel like it's an integral part of actually celebrating Christmas, paying homage to its roots, rather than just paying for merchandise.

ayo

im sittin in front da fire, for real

You know what's nice?

Bathtubs. And food that does not follow a rigorous schedule.

Have an awesome holiday, y'all!

'tis the season to be jolly

you shall be missed during the winter vacation from school. we must all become consumed by the commercial signs on each shop stating "Sale", and the snow, snow, lots of snow. santa claus is coming to town, don't cha know?
enjoy your time with the family and friends of home....and copious amounts of wine (white, red or sparkling)
love love love

love from CALGARY!!!!!

DEAR H3
I MISS YOU ALL.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
LOVE, ERICA.

joe and giselle just tried to peer pressure me into smoking weed with them.  i thought you should all know.  they tried to make me smoke, illegally, in our common room.  i felt violated and mostly hurt by their betrayal of my trust

because i'm sick of ash ketcham

and because this is a good photo. it's the george washington bridge

Gotta Catch 'Em All!

No, not actually. We'll probably be playing first to get all eight badges. Who's in! Pokemon challenges are awesome. Any suggestions on rules, game selection, etc? Right now, the general consensus appears to leaning toward Red or Blue, possibly Yellow. Gameboys are more fun, but emulation might be allowed? Inputz plz. Also, don't forget about the Baby Photo game. Everyone's going to bring a baby photo from home, and we're going to post/number them and play the guessing game. Woo, I'll blog about that as we get closer to the new year. The starting time for both these events is next semester, by the way.

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Not seeing any new blog posts in almost three days makes me sad.

Laser etched leaves

Wicked, right?

Also, kudos to Joe for figuring out how insert hyperlinks. Kekeke.

H3 Yes!