The Engagement

H3 had a little Valentines ceremony this evening.

The beaming lovers sat in a pair of armchairs, gentle music playing from DJ Cock's speakers.
Father John read the songs of songs (Song of Solomon 1)
They rose and exchanged vows while holding hands.

Leon's Vow


Maxi, I love the way you wax me.
I love the way you say fuh-ny and juhn.
I feel like we were destined to be together, hun.
I love your led zed dvd.
I love your pee pee.

J'aime ta bouche, j'aime ton cul.
I wish your chest was bigger and so do you,
but nevermind.
I love when you get high and have hallucinations.
your wang is as effective as the united nations.

I love when you look into my eyes like you're searching me.
man, I can't wait to take your virginity.

I got a love jones for your body and your skin tones.
your loudest shouts and your quitest moans.

I love shaving you.
I love saying, "stop misbehaving, you."
I love how you smell like poo.

I love how the presidential candidate in your country raped a
four year old girl and though he wouldn't get aids if he showered afta.
I love you like Canadians love NAFTA.

I love how our babies will be africain americain.
I love how the spaces between your toes have hair in 'em.

I love like I love thai express.
The first time you touched me, I kinda made a mess,
In my pants, no homo.



Max's vow (or something resembling it)


Leon,
Even though you think I don't love freedom enough,
I still love you.
I can't wait till we're married.



John then read from Paul's first letter to the Corinthians (1 Corinthians 13:4-8,13)
Max was too high and skittish to kiss Leon, so John and I had a brief, intimate ("No homo") dance to wrap up the evening's events.

Fun was had by all.