Friday, August 21, 2009
What's the opposite of an exodus?
Who wants to host the first reunion dinner party?
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
This is what I meant by 'incompetent government'
The ANC (the big powerful political party in SA) accused the opposition leader of 'sleeping around' with members of her party. This is the ANC Youth League spokesperson explaining what he meant by sleeping around. This is what we deal with every day in south africa.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
OMG this is (high) max as a ten year old.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
most ridiculous thing ever
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
From the voids of the internet...
Monday, April 27, 2009
ABC's true colours
i'm so sorry i didn't get to say goodbye. =(
have a good summer!
Friday, April 24, 2009
Foodies
Now is finally the time to show off how amazing you are at cooking.
Some of you may think that now that you never have to eat cafeteria food again you're gonna eat like kings. I predict that most of us will be lazy and just eat frozen pizza everyday. To stop this from happening, I propose a weekly dinner party club where every week (or perhaps every 2 weeks, every month, whatever) we will have dinner's hosted at each member of The Club's house. We could either make it kinda like that pot luck where everyone contributes, or have the hosts provide everything (don't feel cheated you will get free food when you aren't the host). This is just my suggestion.. tell me what all y'all think. I just think it will be a nice way to catch up H3 style, but more importantly, its a nice way to eat bloody good food!
Check out the facebook group. (It says exactly the same thing but I thought a facebook group would be cool to invite people from outside H3 without showing them the secret blog)
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Popo
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7989027.stm
Monday, April 6, 2009
Smoking doesn't cause cancer.
So please stop giving me shit.
Although I will respect the fact that you dont want me smoking in H3, please let me smoke in peace when I do you the courtesy of going outside to smoke.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
This is mind blowing
Google has built the first machine that has passed the turing test
That means if you spoke to it on msn you would think it was human.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
H3 represent
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Would you rather...
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
The Engagement
The beaming lovers sat in a pair of armchairs, gentle music playing from DJ Cock's speakers.
Father John read the songs of songs (Song of Solomon 1)
They rose and exchanged vows while holding hands.
Leon's Vow
Maxi, I love the way you wax me.
I love the way you say fuh-ny and juhn.
I feel like we were destined to be together, hun.
I love your led zed dvd.
I love your pee pee.
J'aime ta bouche, j'aime ton cul.
I wish your chest was bigger and so do you,
but nevermind.
I love when you get high and have hallucinations.
your wang is as effective as the united nations.
I love when you look into my eyes like you're searching me.
man, I can't wait to take your virginity.
I got a love jones for your body and your skin tones.
your loudest shouts and your quitest moans.
I love shaving you.
I love saying, "stop misbehaving, you."
I love how you smell like poo.
I love how the presidential candidate in your country raped a
four year old girl and though he wouldn't get aids if he showered afta.
I love you like Canadians love NAFTA.
I love how our babies will be africain americain.
I love how the spaces between your toes have hair in 'em.
I love like I love thai express.
The first time you touched me, I kinda made a mess,
In my pants, no homo.
Max's vow (or something resembling it)
Leon,
Even though you think I don't love freedom enough,
I still love you.
I can't wait till we're married.
John then read from Paul's first letter to the Corinthians (1 Corinthians 13:4-8,13)
Max was too high and skittish to kiss Leon, so John and I had a brief, intimate ("No homo") dance to wrap up the evening's events.
Fun was had by all.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Just for nooowww
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
Ok
So I couldn't sleep, (still cant), and I stumbled on this article on wiki about mandelbrot sets, which led me to downloading this program which allows you to make fractal images. (This beats ur graph program alan). After about an hour of messing around with it I came up with this beauty. Its high res (click on it).
If you haven't experienced fractals yet watch this movie:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/Fractal-zoom-1-03-Mandelbrot_Buzzsaw.ogg
(Sorry I don't know how to make links yet I promise I will learn soon just please copy paste for now)
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Thursday, February 5, 2009
OK,
http://www.winterrowd.com/illusions/
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
L'oeuf
This is exactly what you think it is. I don't know how i'll be able to eat hardboiled eggs without flashing back to this video.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
This is it
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Joe
gurlfreind
Spelling Bee Finalist Eliminated on the Word “Girlfriend”
Christopher Heck, a finalist at last week’s Scripps National Spelling Bee, was eliminated when he was unable to spell the word “girlfriend.” Bee champion David Tidmarsh then clinched the title by successfully spelling “autochthonous,” a word meaning “indigenous.”
Heck, 13, gamely tried to spell “girlfriend” for several minutes, asking its origin (English), definition (“a favored female companion or sweetheart”) and for it to be used in a sentence. Bee Master Michael Winchester provided Heck with the sentence: “You will never have a girlfriend,” prompting the boy to break into tears and run off the stage.
Heck’s mother, Bonnie, who homeschools her three children in the dining room of their Peoria, Illinois home, said this is not the first time her son has been tripped up by a seemingly simple word. “Last year in the Illinois state competition he was knocked out when he failed to spell ‘popularity’ correctly,” she said. “It was a word he had no concept of or experience with.”
Spelling Bee officials say it is an unwritten rule that Bee Masters do not ask spellers words that may have negative emotional connotations for the children. “It is our goal to not upset the children or remind them of their status as social outcasts,” said Beth Riley, director of the Spelling Bee. “That’s why you’ll never see words like ‘dork,’ ‘gayboy,’ ‘nerd,’ ‘wedgie,’ or ‘loser’ in a spelling bee. These kids hear those words enough on a day-to-day basis and don’t need to deal with hearing them in the one place their special talents are celebrated.”
Riley also stated that while such words may be simple for most people to spell, they can provide an enormous challenge to even the best child spellers. “You have to realize what these kids go through each day in school,” she said. “If you ask them to spell an easy word like ‘queerbate’ or ‘retard,’ a lot of them will freeze up because of all the emotional baggage they have tied to a word like that. They’re completely unable to spell it, and many of them will wet their pants upon hearing such words. I’ve seen it happen.”
But Heck said he was unable to spell “girlfriend” simply because the word is foreign to him and because girls think he is weird, not because he is taunted about it. “My mother homeschools me because she says I’m special and that the normal kids at public school would be a detriment to my educational well-being, so I don’t get ridiculed too much – except when my family takes its monthly trip to the shopping mall,” he said. “Then I get my share of abuse if I stray away from mother or father.”
Heck claims the Spelling Bee was only the second time he ever heard the word “girlfriend.” “I once heard it on television when I was staying at my cousin’s house while my mother was giving birth to my little sister, so I know what it means,” he said. “But that was the only time. We don’t have a television at my house because my parents say TV is for proletariat ignoramuses.”
Riley said the Bee Master Winchester has been reprimanded about his choice of context sentence for Heck’s word.” “Not only did he use a word that is a bit risky with most of these kids,” said Riley, “but the sentence he used to describe it was highly inappropriate. I can assure you it won’t happen again.”
“I apologized to Heck about making him cry,” said Winchester. “I didn’t mean to do it, I just couldn’t find the paper with the context sentence, so I simply said what came to my mind first. I looked up at that kid and all I could think was: ‘You will never have a girlfriend.’ I’m sorry he took it so personally.”
Monday, January 19, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
Physics can be cool..
Sorry I don't know how to create a link. Computers are not my fing innit.