we're sitting in the common room. lolerskates. 

facts:

max is thirsty. 

remi is wearing a teeshirt that has colors. 

michael has pizza and ice.

now joe has pizza. 

remi and joe are looking for restaurants  in the phonebook.

max hates people who cant spell.

leon hates max.

leon hates pepperoni.

max is wondering why leon hates pepperoni.

leon doesn't care what max thinks. he does things for his own reasons, not for other people's reasons, like the girl in 10 things i hate about you.

shakespeare is a noob.

nobody actually talks like that.

it's 6:18.

one of max's socks is inside out.

there is a lot of peanut butter next to us. 

and some jelly.

and there's a triglyceride. 

max is not an asswhore.

leon is an asscheese.

remi <3's>

lolkakes.

qake.

cayk.

no.

see.

ay.

kay.

ee.

cake.

pensive=thoughtful.

let's go to thai express.

we're going to thai express.

let's go to hogwarts.

what's the beer they have in hogsmeade?

butter beer.

let's go get some butter beer.

my nipples are beer flavored.

dear scarlet,

i will be back soon. they say we will be done fighting soon. we are entrenched somewhere in Paloogamon. i miss you ever more. they say we will be coming home in a few weeks. how is the baby? i must go now. i love you.

richard

-by max & leon